Imagine This: 24pseudonyms

dorkly:

The Bad-Signal

50% of the time, it works all the time.

atlas-zeta:

Just took my sexuality test, you could say I aced it. 


“So excited for the Aj/Paige fued. It’s going to be interesting.”

So excited for the Aj/Paige fued. It’s going to be interesting.”

-Can we get drunk tonight?
-Oh, yeah. It’s mandatory.

susie1x1:

useyourwandbro:

lumoscas:

blue-and-bronzed-princess:

hpnextgenuniverse:

Hogwarts started doing a student exchange program between the houses. Once a year, four unfortunate students would be selected and then placed in one of the other three houses for two weeks to “experience new things and better understand your fellow students.” Seriously, imagine how much fun we can have with this headcanon.
“Why is it always so dark in your guys’ dorms all the time? And p-please get that snake away from me.”
“Do Gryffindors have to be so loud ALL THE TIME? I’m trying to study!”
“I mean I sneeze and I get bombarded with two dozen ‘bless you’s! And if one more person tries to give me another passionate hug or asks me if there’s anything I want to talk about, I’m going to hex someone!”
“I DON’T KNOW WHERE VANISHED OBJECTS GO, I JUST WANT INTO MY BLOODY ROOM!”

HAHAHA

best part, you could tell which houses the persno came from and which house they were talking to.

this is everything

okay but imagine a pureblooded slytherin raised in a rather old fashioned (rascist) family that judges their every move
imagine them getting sent to hufflepuff
imagine them getting a letter from home that nearly makes them cry, except they’ve been taught not to cry in front of others
now imagine, for the first time ever, someone asking them if they were alright
imagine a pureblooded slytherin honestly considering transferring to hufflepuff 

susie1x1:

useyourwandbro:

lumoscas:

blue-and-bronzed-princess:

hpnextgenuniverse:

Hogwarts started doing a student exchange program between the houses. Once a year, four unfortunate students would be selected and then placed in one of the other three houses for two weeks to “experience new things and better understand your fellow students.” Seriously, imagine how much fun we can have with this headcanon.

“Why is it always so dark in your guys’ dorms all the time? And p-please get that snake away from me.”

“Do Gryffindors have to be so loud ALL THE TIME? I’m trying to study!”

“I mean I sneeze and I get bombarded with two dozen ‘bless you’s! And if one more person tries to give me another passionate hug or asks me if there’s anything I want to talk about, I’m going to hex someone!”

“I DON’T KNOW WHERE VANISHED OBJECTS GO, I JUST WANT INTO MY BLOODY ROOM!”

HAHAHA

best part, you could tell which houses the persno came from and which house they were talking to.

this is everything

okay but imagine a pureblooded slytherin raised in a rather old fashioned (rascist) family that judges their every move

imagine them getting sent to hufflepuff

imagine them getting a letter from home that nearly makes them cry, except they’ve been taught not to cry in front of others

now imagine, for the first time ever, someone asking them if they were alright

imagine a pureblooded slytherin honestly considering transferring to hufflepuff 

deanambruse:

The Paige has turned.

You’re getting there, Jane.

officialunitedstates:

interviewer:  can you give me an example of a time you have challenged yourself

me:  sure sometimes I start a new game and play on medium difficulty